E: And that put paid to it. I wonder who first discovered the power of poetry in driving away love?
D: I thought that poetry was the food of love.
E: Of a fine stout love, it may. But if it is only a vague inclination I’m convinced one poor sonnet will kill it stone dead.
D: So what do you recommend to encourage affection?
E: Dancing. Even if one’s partner is barely tolerable…